How to write the script of a Reality show..

I managed to write a script for a certain reality show.. I won't say which one, but does it matter?? Before I present the script, here's a backdrop... There are certain number of guys and girls in the show.. They are competing for some prize.. And since I have the script ready, its all scripted.. 

Excerpts from the script:

Boy #1: You #@#@#@#@.. You are gonna @#@#@ in @@$%#@.. !!

Girl #4: (Smiles)..

Boy #1:  #@#@#@#@.. You @#@#@.. !!

Girl #2: (Smiles.. as if she is the master manipulator)...

Boy #3: (to Boy #1) How dare you talk to me like that, you @%@$@#... @#@$@^@$.. 

Boy #1: You are a @#@#@... Hiding behind girls.. You don't have the @#@#@$.. You @#@#@$@...

Boy #3: You @#@#$@#@... @#@$@#@#... @#@$@#@$...

Boy #1: @#@$##$...  @#@$#..  @#@$@#@...

Boy #3: You @#@#$@#@... @#@$@#@#... @#@$@#@$...

Boy #1: @#@$##$...  @#@$#..  @#@$@#@...

Boy #3: You @#@#$@#@... @#@$@#@#... @#@$@#@$...

You can repeat the previous 2 lines how much so ever you want... to extend the show... 

Now, you don't want people to tag the show as sexist, do you? So, what should be done?.. Involve girls into the fight.. And how do we do it? One of the host will provoke a girl.. and here we go again !!

Girl #2: @#@$##$...  @#@$#..  @#@$@#@...(then smiles as if she is enjoying it)

Girl #3: @#@#$@#@... @#@$@#@#... @#@$@#@$...

Girl #2: @#@$##$...  @#@$#..  @#@$@#@... 

Girl #3: @#@#$@#@... @#@$@#@#... @#@$@#@$... (now she smiles as if she is enjoying it)

Now, Girl #1 has remained a silent spectator... The audience won't like it, right? So, involve her as well...

Girl #1: (for no rhyme or reason) I would like to say that people were plotting against her.. and it was wrong? (so, what else were you expecting in a reality show?)

Girl #2: @#@$##$...  @#@$#..  @#@$@#@... 

Girl #3: @#@#$@#@... @#@$@#@#... @#@$@#@$... 

Girl #1: @#@$##$...  @#@$#..  @#@$@#@... 

As always, you can repeat the last 3 lines as much as you want... Audience loves it..

Now, I have deliberately not included Boy #2 in the script.. I am told he will be eliminated next week.. So, he will have maximum footage next week..

And finally, one guy is eliminated.. and there will be an emotional instrumental song in the background... The person eliminated will be portrayed as if  he would have won the show, had he not been eliminated (@##@@)

I wanted to write the entire script with no masking of words, but you see there is a possibility that blogs will be regulated from now on.. I don't intend to be on the wrong side of the law.. But you can replace the 'special characters' with any word you find suitable.. And you have the script ready !!

PS: If this is how television medium is 'maturing', then spare a thought for the next generation.